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Man, Greg was snorting cucumber dust all night!
Shizzle! My dad found some cucumber dust in my backpack, then used it.
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When two females acknowledge having been intimate with the same male and remain on good terms, the women are now bonded by having shared the same cucumber at one time or another.
This can lead to perks by making the information known to other females who you can network with.
Female 1: "Yea girl, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"
Female 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"
Female 1: "Me and the door gal are cucumber sisters, remember that blonde guy from last weekend?"
Female 2: " props
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When a two sexual partners either gay or straight. One partner chills his cock using ice, and the other partner does oral. This act usually takes place when the other partner has a sore throat.
My girlfriend has been feeling a bit under weather with a sore throat so I gave her a chilled cucumber.
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It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
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when a bunch of guys have their dicks out
“It’s a cucumber forest in the boys locker room!”
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Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.
"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."
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1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on
1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
2. see example 1
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