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When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".
Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.
Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!
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“Oi do one mate”
“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”
A single rope (strong) tied at one end to make two nooses so emo lovers may commit suicide together.
Lucy and Liam killed themselves by tying a double headed noose to their selling fan.
Suicide KYS Emo Love Noose Incest
When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.
person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.
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A four step process of entertainment in which:
1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."
"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'
'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
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The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.
I love the Family Friendly Noose Song!
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the act of waiting for a minor character floor or slip-up to arise to justify being angery at an entity allowing you to publicly judge and socially 'hanging them' without social ramifications being passed on to the hanger.
This normally exhibits an exageration of the facts and feelings involved and an implimentation of the moral high ground so to be viewed as the 'bigger person' where as the real reason normally conists of the resonance with the angree's insicurites normally repressent by the stead fast alligning with the causes and the transference of responcibility to a higher power.
example of use:
1.judger: "look i can't just sit here while he treats every one like shit."
friend: "excuses for big nooses."
1.example of transference:
judger: "look it not up to me, what happens happens, the group will de side."
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