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The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder
Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot
A quaker parrot is a very loud parrot species. Their natural habitat are warm places and some a bit colder. They are usually hard to have in apartments because well.. they're loud. They're friendly and peaceful unless you mess with them. They adjust to new places
pretty well.
Ugh.. He's being just like a quaker parrot!
Acting as though you are draping your hogan over a friends shoulder. Usually done from behind someone sitting by dropping your forearm on their shoulder and yelling "Hogan Parrot!"
My buddy was sitting at his computer so I walked up behind him and gave him a hogan parrot.
A person who watches Youtube videos all day long, to only start quoting the lines they hear from the videos. These can be quotes are usually from comedic movie or game reviews and this person would take it seriously. The person would then use what they heard in jokes, arguments, or just wanting to say it. The repeats can continue for weeks after watching the video which can be due to the person watching the same video over and over again.
If one were to hang out with this person be prepare to start hearing a constant line of quotes the one might not even care about.
Youtube Parrot - {Insert quote from video here}
Cool Guy - Anyway I got free tickets to the stadium next week
YT Parrot - that's cool {Insert quote from video here - but interrupted}
Cool Guy - Listen I don't care what time do we meet up?
YT Parrot - I don't know you pick {Insert quote from video here}
Cool Guy - *sigh* Why do I hang out with you?
YT Parrot - meh, GOD how FFXIV sucks! I rather {Insert quote from FFXIV comedy review video here}
Cool Guy - Did you ever play it?
YT Parrot - No
Cool Guy - Then Shut Up
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Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.
"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"
"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"
"Brilliant!"
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Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.
I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.
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A sexual position in which one of the homosexual's sits on the other homosexual's shoulder like a parrot would. The fag then inserts his penis into the homosexuals ear....
Doug: Hey Cutie, can i fag parrot you?
Miller: No way! I couldn't hear for a weak after the last one....
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