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the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork
~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP
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Verb Form : to be sporked
Taken from the NOUN sporkmeaning a hybrid fork and spoon. The verb form is used in the past tense to indicate a moment of complete indecision. A spork is the ultimate example of indecisiveness.
I asked him to make a reservation for the hotel, but he was so sporked about were to stay that I had to do it myself.
She was sporked about which car to buy. So she didn't buy anything.
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Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.
Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.
We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!
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when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."
Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
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the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.
two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.
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1. A spoon and fork combined, to make the raddest utensil ever.
2. slang, means prep
1. Jeez, I need something that scoops and stabs...
Here! Try a Spork!
2. *prep walks by*
somerandom person: hey you stupid spork!
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To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner
The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.
That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night.
This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.
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