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A person who is neither a man nor a woman, confused in gender.
A creepy stalker, named after CurbFan of Lostpedia
A Curb Fan was following that girl around all day
to coerce someone to lie down on the street and open their mouth on the concrete curb, at which point the assailants can then stomp on the back of the victim's head, shattering their teeth and causing severe head/neck trauma.
"what happened to his teeth?"
"He got jumped by vegans, they made him bite the curb"
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A mysterious elf who wanders around places curbs in random places to through off teenage drivers.
Has yet to be caught.
Is believed to be around 3 feet tall, asian, angry at the world.
*Car Hits Curb*
Blake: Fuck you curb elf!
Evan: AHHHH
Curb elf: I will now close Target!
Evan: AHHHH
Dylan: HAHAHA
Kristin: I'M fucking VIDEO TAPING THIS
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Knocking someone on the ground, position them so their head is above the curb. Tell them to open their mouths and bite the curb. Then kick down on the back of their head. Done hard enough, this will not just break some teeth, but kill them.
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An individual, usually a male, who parks his motorcycle or truck in parking lots adjacent to busy streets and loiters with others as a form of leisure activity.
One of the curb turds brought his girlfriend to the grocery store parking lot tonight to meet the rest of the curb turds.
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When an individual is forced to place his/her head against a curb (most often as if biting the curb with his/her teeth) and then brutally stomping on the back of their head with great force; causing extreme bodily harm/brain damage/ in some cases death. The propetuator of said stomping action usually is wearing heavy boots
"I saved a Jewish girl from a group of skinheads, und klaus (the speaker) gets a curb party"
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