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To take Ketamine (Special K) on top of Ecstasy while also tripping on LSD.
Last night became amazing when John brought Ketamine while we were already rolling and tripping. I would yoda flip everyday if I could.
The reincarnation of Jesus. He flies around in a white chariot blessing pure memes to those who deserve it. He's also the literal fucking cutest thing in existence no cap.
"Tell me Chad, who died for our sins?"
"Baby Yoda."
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Small empty tits
Also See Yoda's
Check out the Baby Yoda's on her
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A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.
Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.
Changing the order of words in a sentence as the Jedi Yoda from Star Wars would. It makes the sentences a drunk person speaks funnier and very laughable.
Dam that cats funny, he yoda-talks like no one else I know!
"Read the dirty magazines you will."
"Rubbed one out you have?"
"Young one failed, you have not"
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"Unhelpful Yoda" This famous, funny, iconic quote is said by Clay Jensen from 13 reasons why.
Clay : Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!
Tony : Is that a crack on my height?
Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones
Tony : Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.
Clay : Why?
Tony : Headspace. Headspace.
Clay : Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.
Ashleigh Yoda is a very special person. They like to you know.....SHEEEEESH. If you know a person named Ashleigh Yoda, they are definitely bussin bussin. They are very HOLY HOLY HOLY and hates stink bugs.
Ashleigh Yoda told me that her dinner last night was bussin bussin