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An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"
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When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.
"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."
"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."
"Yup, yup. Total buster."
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This person is definitely a Dream Stan or self proclaimed Dreamsexual or DreamGender, obviously this persons parents stopped trying to take care of this toddler hopefully they realize how much they are mocking the LGBTQ+
Person 1: I’m a dream stan!
Person 2: Dream stan toddler!
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When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods
"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
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"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying
Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers
KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields
I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning
Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying