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An illinois toddler fondle is when you are having sex with a pregnant girl while getting a handjob from the unborn child.
"I didnt know she was pregnant until I felt the good ol' Illinois Toddler Fondle"
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When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.
"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."
"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."
"Yup, yup. Total buster."
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This person is definitely a Dream Stan or self proclaimed Dreamsexual or DreamGender, obviously this persons parents stopped trying to take care of this toddler hopefully they realize how much they are mocking the LGBTQ+
Person 1: I’m a dream stan!
Person 2: Dream stan toddler!
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When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods
"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
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When somebody's fit is put together so poorly it resembles something an infant would wear if they dressed themselves.
Heels stuck in the bottom of their pants, dragging. Belt buckle off to the side and not centered. Misaligned buttons on a button down. Shirts on backwards and/or inside out. This is all toddler fashion.
Billy strange. He is legit one of these
Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?