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The definition of max Tomlinson is to have supernatural feelings for men
John: that ghost is rather sexy
Latisha: come on me young hooligan don’t be max Tomlinson
A hybrid of Ichiro Suzuki and LaDainian Tomlinson. It's also a hilarious sounding name and a tag that I found for some other word defined on this site.
Ladainian Suzuki is universally considered to be a slightly less comical alternative, but still pretty good.
I wonder what would happen if Ichiro and L.T. hooked up. I guess they'd make an Ichiro Tomlinson.
A sassy King. Probably the sassiest chilling-and-unbothered king out there. Former member of One Direction who used to be Zayn Malik's best friend, they even got matching tattoos. Also Freddie's dad.
Girl 1: Hey, did you learn what happened to Louis Tomlinson, recently? A unknown girl called him and told him that he better follow her on Twitter. Louis said no and the girl told him that she hopes his baby dies.
Girl 2: OMG, what a bitch! She's probably a directionator. What did Louis say?
Girl 1: He asked her if she really just said that, and when she answered "yes I did", he calmly told her that his phone is recording and that he will send this to his lawyer. I swear I've never seen someone apologize so fast hahaha
Girl 2: Ah yes, we stan sassy Louis.
Girl 1: Tommo way.
Louis Tomlinson is the synonym of tiny, small, little and miniature.
He's Louis Tomlinson.
The reason we are all alive .... he’s going to rule the world one day
You don’t need a FOOKING example
I LIKE GIRLS YOU EAT CARROTS-LOUIS TOMLINSON
Ah so, The Sun ( aka Louis Tomlinson )
A person who says "fooking" literally in every sentence and also he FOOKING hate AVOCADOS.
He's the cutest and the stupidest man I have seen. And definitely the most kindest. <3
GO STREAM " WALLS" BY LOUIS TOMLINSON
Friend 1 : " hey, I've heard louis tomlinson taking a shot with his fan"?
Friend 2 : AAHH. YEAH MAN, I fucking love him!!
a man who is claimed by harry styles, so don't steal him, and he's straight, oBvIoUsLy, 💅 . he has absolutely no idea how to tell the truth, cause we all know he ain't 5'9. he's 5'2 at the tallest