Bad Ton

When someone accuses you of having bad ton, they are intimating that you have recently crawled from beneath a slimy rock located in the outskirts of Society and should most likely stay there as you have no clue how to adhere to the rigorous standards of having your brain washed in mainstream society and your ignorance might be contagious.

Ton derives from the French phrase Le Bon Ton meaning good form. It originated during the Georgian Era when the fashionable thing to do was follow the social leader and never allow an original thought enter your head lest you be branded an outcast from society. Mindless conformity at it's best.

"Who's Taylor Swift and why does she hate Kanye West?"

"You're kidding, right? That's bad ton."

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rape-ton

A unit of measurement so immense that it takes away your dignity and chastity without permission.

Chris: How many people are in line?
Stewart: Looks like about a rape-ton.

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Shit Ton

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)

Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.

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crap ton

an extreme amount of something

I have a crap ton of work to do today

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Fuck Ton

Anything that is in great amount

I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer

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ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

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shit-ton

An excessive or abundant amount.

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.

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