too fast

A state of being supremely fast in relation to all other entities in the known and unknown universe.

You can't catch me, I'm TOO FAST!

None can match me for I am TOO FAST!

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Too Epic

Excuse that covers ALL situations and doesn’t require any further explanation.

Sorry, I was being a little Too Epic to answer your call…

Too Beautiful

An anomaly where too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

"The waiter tripped, the cashier dropped the change, someone leaped over a shrub to hold a door, my date stuttered, I was asked for a business card while pumping gas, and while working out, a man blurted out he wanted me to know he's straight and no longer married. But nobody *really* tried to talk to me. Why?"

"You are Too Beautiful. Dumb it down."

too two

In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.

If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.

He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.

Hero Too

Your heart is set, and you won't back down, hero too strength doesn't make a hero
true heroes stand for what they believe

and a song from My Hero Academia

Jirou:HERO TOO I CAN BE A HERO TOO, MY HEART IS SET, AND I WONT BACK DOWN, HERO TOO, STRENGTH DOESNT MAKE A HERO, TRUE HEROES STAND UP FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE SO WAIT AND SEE! I HAVE MET SO MANY HEROS IN MY LIFE, GIVE ME THE STRENGTH AND COURAGE TO SURVIVE!

ar too dee too

How your grandpa thinks R2D2 is spelt because back in his day they didn't have those stair wars.

"Gramps! who's you favorite movie character?"
"Well I sure do like that ar too dee too"
'WTF gramps"

Too Mainstream

Catchphrase used by pretentious douches to disregard anything slightly popular in an effort to feel unique and relevant while royally failing at both.

X: This song is good!
Y: It was good before everyone knew about it, now it's too mainstream.
X: Whatever.

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