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the horrible taste of eating food after just/recently brushing your teeth.
me: *takes a bite out of an orange* *gags* ugh, i got the toothpaste taste!
Paste that whitens your teeth.
Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."
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A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.
The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav
"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
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When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it
Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste
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A by-product of ass to mouth.
"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"
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When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.
"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"
"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"
"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"
"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"
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(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
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