June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.
Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.
When a Hungarian "Female" or "Male" is sucking your dick after eating paprika Gulasch.
Levente just gave me a Hungarian Sloppy Toppy and now it burns when i pee.
Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager
Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee
When a midget gets on her hind toes in order to deliver a blow j to someone while standing up.
Nate: “What’s the best head you’ve ever had Tom?”
Tom: “I got some sloot to give me some tiptoe toppy one time.”
Nate: “Solid. I love getting some from midgets too.”
When you give somebody head with hot sauce
Man: GIVE ME SOME HEAD BITCH
Girl: I GOT THE DEVIL'S BLOOD IN MY MOUTH THOUGHHHHH
Man: I DO NOT GIVE A FUCKK!!! I LOVE HAVING SOME SAUCY TOPPY
Named after the world’s greatest news presenter Paul Lobb of 9 News, Lobby Toppy is the act of giving or receiving a blowjob during the reading of news headlines
“Damn, I was reading her a breaking news report and she hits me with the meanest Lobby Toppy of all time!”
When two individuals take turns pleasing each other with oral sex
Damn bro that sloppy toppy exchange was wild last night she had me thinking about unsneaking our link