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A (usually large) turd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.
I started the day with a perfect torpedo turd and launched that baby right out to sea. I am the Captain of the Bathroom!
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when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.
that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.
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while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.
i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!
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Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.
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Poop that has been wrapped in aluminum foil, frozen, then "reinserted". Often used by gay men as a form of sexual stimulation.
Brandon and Ashwin enjoy using frozen torpedos in their various gay games.
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A improved version of a Photon torpedo used during the Dominion War in Star Trek DS9 and in a ride called "BORG Invasion 4D" at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
"Fire quantum torpedos," Sisko, Janeway
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A weapon, invented in the cold war to cause rofling on Russian Submarines so they would light up on sonar and they could be lit up. now used to make fist rise to the surface with hystaria
Fire the ROFL torpedo!!!
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