torque one off

to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;

I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.

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Meaty glove of torque

A term first used to describe the engine of the 2004 Volkswagen R32. The term is used to allow others to understand the large amount of torque available at any engine speed.

The term, "meaty glove", is derived from a more common term: "glove of meat", which is used to describe the object thrown into the air in celebration after Thomas Edison successfully created the first nickel-iron-alkaline storage battery.

"The engine has a meaty glove of torque!"

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Japanese torque wrench

A claw hammer

This bolt is seized, if I had a japanese torque wrench I could break it free.

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reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

Turned the torque up

Having a wank; masturbation

Jennifer Connelly was on TV so Rob turned the torque up

Fully Torqued

When your high as fuck, just a funny weed word.

guy one: Dude I am fully Torqued right now.
guy two: Same my guy

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