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tot-stitute

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

by MommaH August 19, 2009

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Tater Tot

9 year old kids who worship Andrew Tate to a point of retardation. Also takes everything that comes out of Andrew Tate's mouth as fact, and believes he can beat Prime Mike Tyson in a fight just because he said so.

Mother: "Son, your food is ready!"

Tater Tot: "Shut up woman! you can't tell me what to do! Top G told me to sign up go to Discord University and Buy some Bugatti's and breathe some air!"

Mother: "My Son is a fcking Tater Tot"

by VYDEOS November 27, 2022

24๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prosti-tots

Young, teenage girls, that dress whorish enough to look like a real prostitutes.

For example, my buddy and I are going to the mall to scope out all the prosti-tots.

by psmitchum February 7, 2009

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hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."

by aoc January 7, 2006

1575๐Ÿ‘ 498๐Ÿ‘Ž


tot nog

Another name for semen

Sarah finally wanted a child so I gave her a generous helping of my finest tot nog.

by Deadb4uhearit September 20, 2013


Traitor Tots

The children of a traitor.

Did you hear? Don Junior and Ivanka are Traitor Tots.

by NeologianPJG February 16, 2019

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dick tot

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.

That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.

by price is right December 25, 2009

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