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A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
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A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.
Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.
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The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations
That idiot that cut me off got to sent me into a vehicular tourettes rage
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1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious.
2) THAT'S MY ASS!
Kid- Dad there's some white stuff on the floor.
Tourette's Guy- THAT'S MY ASS!
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A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)
B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)
an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM
Noun. The condition found in anyone who likes to dirtytalk during sex, but lacks the ability and/or creativity to verbalize complete sentences, making themselves sound like a pornstar with Tourette's syndrome.
She wanted me to talk dirty to her, but I could only say stuff like, "Cock fuck! Lick Suck! Pussy!!!!" Its not my fault! I have pornstar tourettes, don't expect me to fuck you and tell you a story, too.
Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.