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An extremely overrated book read by the likes of fangirls. Who adore Edward Cumchunks, even though he's just text and does not exist. Has a very terrible storyline having to do with a stereotypical teen girl falling in love with a vampire. There is absolutely no literature value coming with it.
Twilight fan girl: OMG twilight rulleeezzz , i saw the movie likez 10 times. Edward is like so dreamy and hot.
Person with taste in books : Shut up you ignorant pre-teen. Twilight is a terrible book. Go and read something with actual literature value, like the lord of the rings, a clockwork orange, to kill a mockingbird, 1984, the silence of the lambs the adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Twilight fan girl: Yourrr a faggg, Twilight rulez ur just jelos tat ur not fameos like ppl in da twilight movie. Only gay people hate twilight
Person with taste in books: ....... (walks away)
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When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.
I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.
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A story written by Stephanie Meyers that would have similar plot elements to a story about a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.
Twilight is like a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.
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The biggest mistake in the history of literature. Doesn't even classify as literature. It is one of the worst mistakes that mankind has ever made. It's up there with the Holocaust and President Bush.
I had to do a book report, and I chose Twilight. It probably would've been a better choice to do a book report on fresh dog shit.
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A book that raises the bars of women and gets men laid less.
"My girlfriend said she wouldn't blow me unless I acted more like Edward from Twilight."
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A book writen by Stephanie Meyer and obsessed over by crazed fans.
Personally, I adore the series. Or... I did. Once EVERYONE started reading it and obsessing over it, it became incredibly overrated and annoying.
The obsession over the character Edward Cullen is simply uncalled for. HE IS NOT REAL, PEOPLE. No man out there is going to live up to him. I apologize.
Now that I think about it, every book in the series is very cliche. Maybe that's what makes 'non-readers' read it. It's something they're used to; something they've heard of.
Yes, I have read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn twice each, but I read many other books as well.
The fanatics over these books ONLY read these books. Tisk, tisk. You live in a fantasy world.
My favorite character has ALWAYS been Alice Cullen. In my opinion, she is the best character in the book. Period.
Example 1:
Crazy fan: "Ohmygod! I am going to marry Edward Cullen!"
Normal Person: "No you're not. He doesn't exist."
Crazy fan: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"
Normal Person: "The truth hurts...?"
Example 2:
Fan: "Edward Cullen is the most beautiful man to ever exist."
Normal Person: "Correction: Edward Cullen is ONE of the most beautifully described CHARACTERS to ever be read about."
Fan: "........"
Example 3:
Fan: "Team Edward! Yeah!"
Normal Person: "Team Me! Yeah!"
Fan: "You're weird..."
Normal Person: "You're delusional and obsessed."
Example 4:
Fan: "Twilight is the BEST BOOK EVER!!"
Normal Person: "...That's only because it's the only book you've ever read."
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The Gayest book that got made into a movie because the Author (who is a girl (Suprise!)) gave everyone "summit entertainment"(the production company) blow jobs, handjob s, tit fucks, dVdA, etc....
Example 1
dude #1: Twilight is for fags
Fag #1: no its not because vampires are so cool when they sparkle
dude #2: dude #1 true dat
Example 2
Dude #1: hey Dude #2 did you hear that stephanie meyer gave everyone that produced twilight blow jobs?
Dude #2: yeah but i herd that her vagina is so big the president of the production company lives in it and has his own jumbo jet in thar. also I herd that she got fucked by everyone at the production at the same time and in every possible way, such as ear, eye sockets, armpits, nose, every pore in her body. also the people who fucked her ranged from the production company's president's 10th cousin, to the guy who delivers mail a intern!
Dude #1: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #3: HOLY SHIITTTTT
DUDE #4: HOLLYYY SHITTT
DUDE #5: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! AND HOLY SHITTT!
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