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A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg
Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper
A type of chocolate Not similar at all the the right twix because it has a better chocolate to wafer ratio and tastes better over all. That's why the left twix is sold out must of the time because it tastes way better
The right twixs tastes nothing like the left twix. They are both diffrent
When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"
"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."
A person of the African American community with a less than average penis
Did you know Javions a mini twix
The candy bar you eat on the toilet.
Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
Twix Prick: Male genitalia in a deformed or otherwise strange shape. Looking like or having the characteristics of the chocolate bar Twix.
Hey, did you see that flasher on Queen Street last night?
Yeah, that nigra had a twix prick.
I hear Summers boyfriend has a twix prick, it's like two pricks in one, AND its chocolate coloured!
When two people are sharing a delicious food and one person deliberately gobbles up the best part then passes it over with nonchalance, but all the while knowing underneath they are terribly guilty of their ungodly action.
This originally takes its name from an indecent where two people were sharing a Twix ice cream, with an actual Twix, and one person ate the whole candy bar before passing it over to the other. The person who got twixed was traumatized for the rest of their life.
Kelly and Carlos are enjoying a nice Twix and Kinder ice cream with a Twix bar noticeably standing out. They are having a casual conversation:
"Hey Carlos, when you eat food do you save the best for last?"
"Of course!" He answers, making eye contact with the Twix bar.
Ten minutes later Carlos gets distracted by something that Kelly points out. Gobble noises are heard all over the plaza... "GOBLBBLBRRBOOBBEEBUB"
When he looks back Kelly offers him the ice cream cup with a little bit of ice cream left and no sign of the Twix bar. She asks "Do you want any more?"
Carlos looks at the ice cream and then back at Kelly, not able to process what has happened, and says "where's the twix?"
Kelly, full of remorse, still chewing the last of the candy bar, says "I'm so sorry, I didn't know you wanted any"
Carlos with tears in his eyes says "you twixed me"