The best fucking country in the world and there's nothing you can do about it
The United States of America is the best country in the world period.
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english football team that has been taken over by american business men, and has now been comically named man - u-s-a or manchester united - states of america
sum1: "u heard about that crappy manchester united?"
me: "u mean Manchester united states of america"
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Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''
Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''
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A country that the rest of the world hates because they want to be like them.
"We don't want to be like the rest of the world. We want to be like the United States of America." -Marco Rubio
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Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
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perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.
The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!
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A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMΓUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level
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