The Ups

The condition of someone looking like they are mentally retarded but being a fully functional without any serious mental deficiencies.

Can also be known as "Ups Syndrome."

Damn that short dude from American Pickers looks like he has The Ups.

I thought that Jimmy Clausen had down syndrome, but it turns out he just has The Ups

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Universal Penis Suckers

Im gonna call up some UPS tonite for some fun!!

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Up is a term derived from the word "shut up" it is used when someone is just talking that bullshit or says something completely and utterly unfunny or says sum shit that makes no sense at all. The p's in up can be multiplied depending on the severity of the situation.

Guy 1: "you know I can bench 345 even though I never worked out once in my entire life?"
Guy 2: "up nigga."

Guy 1: "bro i fucked 13 bitches this spring break and got wasted even tho I get 0 bitches in school"
Guy 2: "would you please up?"

up

the thing that Rick Astley is never gonna give you

Rick Astley:Never gonna give you up

Up

Person who needs to be quiet. Or stop talking and leave you alone.

Dude you need to up right now

up

short for shut the fuck up
also can be used by pointing up...up

Random Person 1: what are you doing later?
Dickhead: Up

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short for nike uptowns

Check out my new white ups.

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