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To take a crap in the top section of one's toilet so that when it is flushed, poo water flows back into the bowl.
Every a-hole deserves an upper decker!
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The Upper Class defines many different subspecies of humans (despite the small percentage of the population) of mainly two areas, Old Money and New Money.
The first species (Homo Republicanus) generally consists of old money. Homo Republicanus are generally very stubborn and angry and shouldn't be interacted with directly. They complain that the working class (they are called working for a reason) need to get off their lazy asses and should get harvard diplomas, afterall the upper class are working hard playing golf and paying their servants. Homo Republicanus believes that the liberals are communist and consider anyone below them in social class to be filthy peasants.
The second species (Nouveau riche Anubis) consists of more new money. Bill Gates would be an example, as well as many other people that have worked hard to become rich. Many people in this group are discriminated against by species such as Homo Republicanus because they aren't inbred and because they "intentionally" weren't born into the Upper Class. Although "new money" generally has more importance than Homo Republicanus because most of them have contributed to society instead of inherit wealth.
"Ew! Mother, why are we driving through a landfill?"- A young Upper Class person driving through an upper-middle class neighborhood in a lamborghini
"Those liberal commies. Why should the poor people have rights and taxes lower than us?"- An Upper Class Homo-republicanus complaining about people with less money than him
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The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.
while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker
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Located near downtown Columbus, Ohio, it is a small suburban city filled mostly with middle-upper class white families. It has one high school, naturally named Upper Arlington High School. The city draws much jealousy from the surrounding suburbs such as HIlliard, Dublin, Worthington, etc. because of the economic success of the families residing in UA. ANother thing that draws jealousy from the other suburbs is that Upper ARlington High School consistently and continually rapes other high schools at sports such as Lacrosse, Football, Swimming, Water Polo, Hockey etc. It's 100+ Div. 1 state championships are a record in Ohio high schools, and therefore cats from across the scioto and olentangy rivers whine and try to insult UA.
Also has the lowest percentage of anorexic girls in central Ohio
worthington guy: hey sweetie, let's go to Upper Arlington and make fun of the architectural quality of their houses cuz our football team hasn't beat them in 39 years.
Dublin guy: thats a good idea hunny, I wanna get back at them for continually raping us up the butt in lacrosse
Hilliard guy: speaking of "up the butt" you guys wanna get some at my house later tonight.
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When you take a crap in the tank of someones toilet instead of the bowl. Most often done to a sworn enemy or to your best friend.
I pinched one off in the upper deck. He'll have fun cleaning that out!
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A person that "knows" about everything. This person has done everything you wish you had. If you saw it on television last night, he did it for a family vacation 2 years ago.
JON: I had the best BBQ Chicken last night.
ONE UPPER: Ya, I have the best bbq sauce recipe ever. I won an award for it at the fair a couple of years ago.
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When one takes a shit in the upper portion of the toilet. ( the tank ).
mike was really pissed that the land lord was evicting him. So he left him an upper - decker.
Jim wanted to get back at his best friend Steve for sleeping with his girlfriend, so he left him an upper - decker.
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