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Urbandictionary.com
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The models used on the urbandictionary.com website to advertise the shirts they have to offer. All models appear to be SE asian, not oriental. Are they the webmasters? The webmaster's friends or what? I tried to get this published before but it was shot down the fisrt day. Oh, this begs further investigation.
Oh. I look at urbandictionary.com everyday and its true the same three or four urbandictionary.com girls show up every day. ARE THEY the webbmasters I wonder?
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Ok, there's at least one smart person on UB that's gonna click this...
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.
"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"
"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"
Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.
"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"
"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."
"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"
Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye
Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com
Mk, thanks for wasting your time!
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A place where people like to make as vulgar comments as possible, post their telephone numbers inviting people to have hot monkey buttsex with them, swear a lot, say random stuff, whine about how shitty their lives are, make fun of the US, and generally say whatever the hell they want without fear of repercussions. A general waste of time and a perfect glimpse into how stupid and offensive people can be when they're anonymous and can say whatever shit they want without their identities being found out.
I posted "fuck java up the fucking asshole fuck java programming assignments up the fucking asshole fuck johns hopkins's ghost up the fucking asshole fuck me up the fucking asshole fuck urban dictionary up the fucking asshole scheisse helvetti merde shitshitshit" on the urbandictionary.com wall.
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Those heroic individuals who valiantly guard our language against profanity, idiocy, mediocrity and egocentric blathering.
Bow to me, for I am an Urbandictionary.com editor
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search urbandictionary.com
search urbandictionary.com is good
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The Gods of the mortal realm we call Urban Dictionary where the fate of words are decide upon the altar. Only fools dare to reply back.
Tomato: Bruh my definition didn't get accepted in Urban Dictionary so I emailed noreply@urbandictionary.com
Chonk: Fool, you have messaged to ultimate one, the one who decides your fate, the one who rule the ultimate realm, the one who allow comedy to this world.
Tomato: Wat
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