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The two time, back to back, world war champions.
Person 1: did u hear about USA.
Person 2: the world war champs? F*** yeah! We're the best country in the world.
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A country of Big Macs, a few hundred million of which think they are human.
"Hi! I come from the USA"
"So you like Big Macs?"
"YEA!"
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Uncircumcised Schlong Absence.
The USA is a country that mutilates the genitals of millions of non consenting children every single year.
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An ethnic country.
It's capital is an ethnicity called Washington.
USA is less than 50% Caucasian.
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A country Urban dictionary hates because they don't let people post anything good about it because they are a bunch of unpatriotic pieces of shit.
FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY
-Love USA
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