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Volunteer editors at urbandictionary.com. People like YOU who are way to fucking stupid to even alive.
a complete utter fucking morons are people like YOU Volunteer Editors.
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Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?
Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.
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Say this to someone who did something dumb.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.
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Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram
People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram
The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task
Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.