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1)Most of you haters think its a place to bang hookers, get married to some bitch you just met, lose all your money gambling, the letter X, etc. 2)Tourist think its a nice city with casinos, lights, fine restaurants, good attractions etc. 3)But we residents think its a place that isn't filled with bullshit, good weather after you get used to it. Many people move out here from California because they need the money or recently lost their jobs.
1) rich guy: Hey man, lets go to Vegas to party, gamble and bang hookers.
2) tourist: Lets go to Vegas to have a nice vacation and to relax.
3) local resident: I moved to Vegas because the minimum wage is higher and they pay good money at the casino.
4) native resident: Vegas is a nice town especially father away from the Strip because you get no trouble and live peacefully.
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most awesome band to ever exist totally original! performs an awesome song called wooden dolls
A rockish band that has one of the best female vocalists to ever exist as their lead singer!
person one:what was that band we just saw?
person two: THAT WAS NICO VEGA YOU DOLT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
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AKA Rotorua. A small town in New Zealand that is said to be the Vegas of New Zealand because of its many motels and neons. But in reality it is nothing like it.
Rob: Where have you been?
Carl: I just got back from Roto-Vegas.
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n. A city in southern Nevada best known for the Strip, a street lined with mega-resorts and casinos. Also: a city in New Mexico.
Let's go to Las Vegas and gamble on the Strip.
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A look in men's fashion consisting of -
1) Designer slacks (NEVER jeans)
2) Short-sleeved silk shirts, usually patterned, worn open w/ an undershirt (wife beater, but not one from Wal Mart)
3) Gators
4) Designer sunglasses
5) Gold chain , gold Rolex, gold bracelet, and gold rings
Very common on the Strip and in the casinos among high rollers. Sometimes a straw boater hat is added to the ensemble.
Person #1: Hey, see the way that guy is dressed?
Person #2: Looks expensive.
Person #1: Yeah, that's the Vegas look.
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What appears to be a city away from the world-famous strip where people live, is in fact a very large Ed Hardy influenced gathering of tribal-tatooed, pierced/gauged-out douche bags/bagettes.
The day to day focus of life in Douche Vegas is to act as though you're the richest douche in town.
Douche Vegas's metropolitain area is a wasteland of lifeless plazas, saturated with smokeshops, nailsalons, and payday loan stores, to keep all the douches at their douchiest, by staying high all the time, to keep all the low-budget douches in the short trem credit trap, and to keep the douche bagette's toe's looking their best, since the bagette's official footwear is flip flops all year, rain or shine.
It's noted that the two happiest days of living in Douche Vegas for anyone other than a douche are the first and last.
If you aren't a well-to-do, rude, obnoxious, arrogant douche bag/bagette...or at least a blinged-out poser wannabe on dubs, take my word for it.....you don't want to live in Douche Vegas
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The hottest pornstar on the internet. Don't believe me? Just see for yourself
Damn Noe, did you see how big Julianna Vega's ass is?!
Noe: No I was too busy looking at her nice ass tits.
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