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Commonly used by LeafyIsHere to describe Vegan Gains, this can also be used to insult a vegan and or/ vegetarian.
"Look at vegetable boy at it again."
When you get so incredibly stoned, that you lose all feeling of your body.
"Hey man, I just smoked 5 blunts."
"Dude, how are you not vegetable high?"
When braining gets to hard so you decide to binge watch tv shows for the rest of the day/week/month/your life
Aight imma turn on vegetable mode to get myself through covid
Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!
When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley
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When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum
Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?
fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment
Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye
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A term for kickass marijuana, specific to members of the Church of Tina Chopp, whose primary sacrament and devotion is repeated sacrifice of the "Holy Vegetable."
Do you smoke the Holy Vegetable? You do? Praise Tina!
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the opposite of a fruitcake; a very straight man who shows many heterosexual qualities
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you just see Evan flirting it up with Andrea!? He really has all the moves.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real bowl of vegetable soup.
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