kentucky vibrator

When a woman sits over and has sexual intercourse with the agitator of a Washing Machine during a spin cycle.

I went to go wash clothes and found my roomate using the Washing Machine as a Kentucky Vibrator.

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Atlantian Vibrator

The process of inserting a live lobsters tail into the vagina, then holding a lighter close to its head causing its tail to squirm and initiate pleasure within the female genitalia.

“Where did my lobster go?”
“Oh sorry I used it for my Atlantian Vibrator!”

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Cell Vibrator

When you put your cell phone on vibrate, then put it in a condom, and then in into your pussy. after you have done this, you take your house phone and call your cell phone with it a couple times.

guy1: dude my gf didnt have a vibrator so she used ur cell phone, whats that called again
guy2: i believe the term is Cell Vibrator

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Human Vibrator

When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.

I borrowed your strobe light for the Human Vibrator with Angela.

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Armenian Vibrator

A pager set on vibrate. As the popularity of cell phones went through the roof, Armenian men who owned pager shops had nothing else do with all the extra overhead.

Did you here Kris Humphries was given the sacred Kardashian Armenian Vibrator, which is stored in OJ's glove, upon he and Kim's wedding night.

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Vibrating Facefuck

When receiving a blowjob, twisting the neck of the girl, killing her instantly, than proceeding to face fuck the dead twitching corpse until the muscle spasms of the corpse stop twitching.

I keep losing my girlfriends. I think my vibrating facefuck fetish has something to do with it.

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vibrating pen

a pen that vibrates
generally advertises phrases such as:

Discovery Channel
"discover your world"

or more commonly known

TRY ME!

BarbAnn: guess what im doing right now with my pen

Mo De Marfo: oh dear. pleasing your toe?

BarbAnn: OMFG YOU ARE CRAZILY IN TUNE WITH MY BEING! BECAUSE THATS WHAT IM DOING!

-or-

Bingoboo: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Checincugra: -looks at discovery channel vibrating pen- So thats what they mean..

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