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Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt September 20, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Von Dude

1.The most aristocratic of the "Bill and Ted" crowd.
2.J. Bob Nickels.

What it is, Von Dude!

by Eclectician. March 22, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Von Dutch

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

100๐Ÿ‘ 132๐Ÿ‘Ž


Von Bettie

Von Betty (fun betty, Van Bettie) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Von Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.

Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant. Von Betties know how to party really hard!
Also see Bettie hot chick

Von Bettie : She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Von Betty

by TeeOneThousand July 19, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slide For Von

Slide for von is a term used by people who want the sloppiest head everrr

Lets slide for von then squirt on them foes

by poopgobbler242 April 27, 2022

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VON DUTCHED

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

by IVR March 14, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


von facial

A sexual act involving two men who perform oral sex on each other while concurrently stimulating each other's anus and then proceed to defecate and ejaculate simultaneously on the other's face. Usually performed at events in front of large audiences, such a concert or poetry reading. In such a case, members of the audience will often be invited to engage in the activity.

Wow Rick, that band put on quite a show! I wonder if they'll invite us up for a von facial now!

by Norm the Sparrow August 7, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž