Vote Duck

A saying that goes without needing a definition, but has been given one.

It is when one person votes (willing chooses) "Duck." What is Duck? Duck is to infinity and beyond. A person can be 'ducked', and things can be 'ducks'.

Girl: Why didn't you come swim?
Boy: You were getting Manwiched by two dudes trying to flirt with you, and another one spectating.
Boy 2: DUCKED!

Boy 1 and 2 have both chosen to Vote Duck.
1 for the action of "Ducking"
2 for promoting the political view.

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voting for buchanan

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.

Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

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Vote Trump

Two words you should never put together, unless you want people throwing Bernie Sanders bumper stickers at you

Man: "Vote Trump!.....ouch."

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Vote and chill

Netflix and chill with a ballot. Vote and chill is clearly superior because heated debates over candidates, ballot measures and initiatives is sexier than any episode of “Friends” could ever hope to be.

Last Tuesday Blair invited me over to vote and chill and wow — I never thought fufilling one’s civic duty could be so sexy.

Josh: Wanna vote and chill?
Nelle: Show me what democracy looks like ;)

vote serf

A vote serf is someone whose vote is expected/borderline demanded by a political party, politician, or their supporters, despite offering few-to-no policies of interest to the person in question.

"Politician/party X won't do Y for you, but you should still vote for them so at least politician/party Z doesn't get into office"

"Fuck that noise, I won't be your vote serf."

Vote Mable

Mable is hot. She is the absolute best. She also has good political opinions. She is a natural leader and will lead our country to greatness. VOTE MABLE FOR THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION!!!!

Person1: I dont like trump or biden
Person2: Then why not just vote Mable!
Person1:Omg you are so right!
*votes for mable*

terrorist voting

One bomb, one vote.
(no voting age. Also if it is a dud your vote will be revoked and you will be stoned)

Terrorist voting is the reason women are encouraged to vote.

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