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A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.
Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.
A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.
She hocked and spit a good phlegm wad. snot phlegm mucus loogie
Broccoli Wad:
A Broccoli Wad is a roll of money wrapped with a broccoli stalk rubber band due to its uncanny size and perfect fit. They are now made with synthetics and higher strength material.
It originated from the Italian Gangster culture. Gangsters do not carry their money in a wallet, they use a rubberband type wrap a.k.a. a Broccoli Wad, that is commonly used to tie Broccoli Stalks together.
Broccoli Wad = Gangster Wallet / Band, A roll of cash, usually large denominations, that are held together with a band.
Shooting My Broccoli Wad = spending money frivolously, shopping spree, making it rain in the club, etc.
Lettuce in my Broccoli (Wad) = I just got paid or I have the money.
B Roll / B Roller = Someone pretending to have a Broccoli Wad full of money that doesn't. Someone acting like they have 100's and it is really a Broccoli Wad roll of one dollar bills. Also, someone that is planning on ripping off someone else by duping them into believing they have a lot of money on them or that they want to trade a large sum of money. reference is to a "B" movie.
Benny Roll, Franks, Frankie = Broccoli Wad with Hundred Dollar Bills ready to spend. reference to Ben Franklin.
Byron = Carrying Ten Thousand Dollars or more in a Broccoli Wad(s). originated from or in reference to Lord Byron.
Shell = A pre-counted Broccoli Wad usually used in a drug deal or for an illegal transaction.
Boodle = means you have a Broccoli Wad of ones for the strippers or a "dummy" roll so people think you are broke and you have a "real" Broccoli Wad of one hundred dollar bills in your other pocket. It is a reference to one of the original strip clubs.
used to go beyond just being a "fucker" or a "fucking idiot," but this person (or animal in some cases) is so stupid they are a "fuck wad"
Your are suck a "fuck wad" joey.
A god wad is a person that is overly obsessed or involved with the monotheistic religion that they belong to; it is also a derogatory term for a religious person, or anybody that worships a "divine power".
Christian #1: I love my God! I'd rather have my God than have everything I ever wanted!
Atheist# 1: Shut up, god wad!
Typically, a felatio induced hot load of male nut custard that is ejaculated all over the giver's nose and nostril area. The end result is this gooey semen resembles a thick, draining wad of snot from the nasal passages.
Sandy was giving Robert head in the back bedroom at the party. He blew a huge Snot Wad and she ran from the room looking for a tissue.
An amount or “wad” of money possessed or used by a person who falsely believes it is sufficient to accomplish something impossible or deliver magical solutions to a problem. A term applied to someone with delusional or false hopes about what spending money can accomplish.
“President Obama thinks corporate bailout money is a magic wad. He expects sociopathic corporate executives to instantly become honest and responsible as a condition of bailing out the companies they have destroyed through incompetence, greed and corruption.”
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)