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When you really wake up, really really fast.
Tomorrow, I'm going to wake out early so I don't miss the bus to school.
When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.
That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.
The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.
I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.
When the mortician goes to his room of dead people and party’s. The only problem is that he is the only one awake
I’m going to the wake party at the funeral home
When a character on a video can't run for a long period of time. It comes from the game Alan Wake where the main character can't run far without running out of breath.
*character runs out of breath*
"for gods sake, you've Alan Waked!"
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translates to "are you there", "hello?"
(22:50:24) Alan Huang: wake up
(22:50:35) Michelle Wu: wut
(22:50:36) Michelle Wu: im not sleeping
(22:50:37) Michelle Wu: lol
(22:51:31) Alan Huang: i know
(22:51:33) Alan Huang: its a figur eof speech
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The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.
- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."
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