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You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."
(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"
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To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.
"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"
1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.
Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.
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A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.
"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."
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A wacky whiskey wake-up is usually used to start an all-day party (especially on prom weekend). The WWW is performed by opening the mouth of someone who is asleep or passed out, holding their nose, and pouring whiskey down their throat until they wake up for a great, full day of partying.
Chris was refreshed after wasting several hours sleeping on prom weekend when he was given a wacky whiskey wake-up (WWW) that allowed him to continue partying and drinking for the rest of the weekend
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(pom-PAY)
Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.
Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."
Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."
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When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.
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