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Flightreacts is a walking L because he is shit at everything.
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Similar to the walk of shame except that the person you spent the night with is way out of your league. Basically, if the person you banged spent the night at your place then they would be doing the walk of shame instead.
Random Girl 1: That guy looks like he's doing the walk of shame.
Random Girl 2: He's not very good looking...
Walk of Game Guy: Yeah but the girl I banged was at least a 9!
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(noun) A spouse or significant other whose only role is that of financial support. Generally, said walking wallet often remains in the relationship for want of sex. The walking wallet is normally the antithesis of the golddigger or its male equivalent.
After he became married to Susan and fathered kids, she cut off the sex and closeness, and John became the walking wallet.
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The walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before.
Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.
In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.
Still half-drunk, I began the walk of shame to my room, and made a futile attempt to recall all that I had done on Friturday.
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The act of stepping off the curb in front of a car, then purposly slowing down. Usually the nigger walker will stare at the driver of the car.
Sorry I'm late but as i was heading here the high school let out and they all nigger walked in front of my car.
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When you have no toilet paper and must walk like a granny bent over to retrieve some more toilet paper
I just had to granny walk to the other bathroom
In Vietnam, the front position on a foot patrol, sometimes drawing enemy fire.
Murphy! You volunteerin' to walk point?