When you're banging a girl, you finish up, and then go back to her hometown and shut down all the small businesses.
Steve: Remember Jessica? Yeah I totally got her slutty ass drunk last night and gave her the Walmart.
Robert: Up top!
*high five*
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A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.
Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.
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A place where you can find Jesus
LETS GO TO WALMART AND GET JESUS
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1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year oldβs diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you donβt see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.
News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isnβt on welfare: How surprising
A 5 finger discount store catering to tweakers 24 hours a day 7 days a week, around the world.
Fran took her Walmart loot to the drug dealer for trade.
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A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's
Person 1: Im going to Walmart.
Person 2: Im sorry for you.
drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart
his or her friends :YAS babby