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When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
The act of chewing on a pair of men's testicles
Tim says Kevin gives the best walnut gumming
Similar to the male equivalent of tea bagging; it is when a female puts her vagina on a friends forehead when they are not paying attention or passed out.
Lindsay’s friend passed out first at the bachelorette party, so they decided to walnut stamp her.
The sexual act of inserting a walnut into a females vagina, then eating the walnut while it is still in the vagina.
Bitches love Brazilian walnuts.
Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.
I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.
The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus
My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!
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1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.
2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?
2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
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