Wanker

A masterbater

Look at that wanker

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Wankers

{noun} - The collective word for a group of "chavs"

Ey look at them big bunch of chav's. Arr you mean the wankers

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Wanker

A super/really annoying or irritating person.

"Hey, Jim! Suck my dick!"
"STFU, you wanker!"

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wanker

Slang.

1) One who masturbates to excess.
2) One who uses the word 'skillz' and takes it seriously.

"Stop saying skillz, you bloody wanker! Speak properly!"

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WANKER

'one who masturbates their pork sword more than an ordinary person', 'a person who comes across as stuck up or smug'

EXAMPLE 1
Mum: 'Johnny you really should stop tossing off that tiny tree stump of a penis you have'
Johnny: (while wanking) 'what can I say Mum im just a wanker'
Mum: Indeed you are Johnny look at you go infact I might join you for a wank later then we can be wankers together. Goodbye wanker Johnny!

Example 2:
Yoda: Luke use the force
Luke: fuck off u midget green wanker

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wanker

1. Someone who tends to lie alot, is arrogant or thinks themselves superior to others. Similar to Tosser.

1. "He is such a fucking wanker! Don't listen to him!"

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wanker

mouthin someone
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)

manchester united are all wankers

"where's Tom?"
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"

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