Low Watt

Derived from low wattage light bulbs, a Low Watt is an exceptionally tight or miserly individual. Will never buy anything he can’t download, boil the kettle twice the same night or buy a round in the pub.

Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.

Dave: "Tight bastard still hasn't weighed in with the cash for that job we did, Stan."

Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"

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Naomi Watts

Nicole Kidman lite. Botox Kidman's clone.

"Oh my god, Naomi Watts is morphing into Nicole Kidman!"
"Yeah, she's totally diet Nicole Kidman."
"You're going to die in 7 days!"

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Jacob watts

They are dickheads which make fun out of you also classes as chavs,Racists and motherfuckers

:) p.s if you are unlucky enough to meet one then it will be a sad experience for you

Oh look at that Jacob watts he's a bully

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Lucinda Watts

extremely joy chik who goes to shenton college.

ps. luv ya lucyyyy

oi man here comes that hottieeee

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Tricia Watt

The absolute love of my f'ing life!!!!

Amazing, Stupendous, Incredible

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Michael Watts

Liarli·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

shad·y
ˈSHādē/Submit
adjective
situated in or full of shade.
"shady woods"
synonyms: shaded, shadowy, dim, dark; More
giving shade from sunlight.
"they sprawled under a shady carob tree"
informal
of doubtful honesty or legality.
"he was involved in his grandmother's shady deals"
synonyms: suspicious, suspect, questionable, dubious, doubtful, disreputable, untrustworthy, dishonest, devious, dishonorable, underhanded, unscrupulous, irregular, unethical;

piece of shit

adjective

poor quality; displeasing.
I can't believe you're still driving that piece of shit car!

Citation from "Sacrifice", Wilfred (US TV), Season 1 Episode 12 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.
See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing

Michael Watts is a shady, lying, piece of shit with no regards to other peons feelings.
Do not trust him because you will soon regret it.

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jacob watts

this man is the nicest person you'll ever meet
he will knock you're socks off at how much he cares about you and will try his best to please you
;)

whos that fucking jacob watts kid-some kid

idk but hes fucking LANKY-EVERYONE

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