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Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.
How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.
26π 9π
a verbal request and implied challenge to use heavier weight on exercise apparatus (i.e. a bench press or squat rack) in an over-crowded gym to gain sole usage of the respective equipment.
Tron walked into the gym wanting to bench press, however, all of the benches were full. Luckily for Tron, there was mad weak-sauce on one of the benches. Tron approached the low-life weak-saucer and issued a weight check. Having successfully lifted an exponentially larger amount of weight, the weak-saucer had no choice but to call off troops and recede to a corner to accept his shame.
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- Yo, did you see Kenneth last night?
- Yeah! He got wasted off beer mixed with sprite!
- Oh man, what a light weight.
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when u wake up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been raped
when you are gettin drunk and the next thing you remember is waking up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been weight raped
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Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?
Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?
If so 15.
Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.
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the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.
"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight
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