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duvet welding

To weld ones duvet together with sperm (To rub one off whilst in bed)

Where were you this morning were you in bed duvet welding again.

by ManMitre April 28, 2010


Welding

When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod

Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding

by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019


Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.

"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.

by PhatRob June 9, 2021


midnight welding

When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.

Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.

by eti March 2, 2014


wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.

Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!

by The heights. August 25, 2017


Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019


poorous weld

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.

A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!

by QuacksO November 30, 2021