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A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022


A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022


Wellington high

A really bad school

Wow Wellington high is a really bad school

by Residents owner August 28, 2021


jess wellington

jess is extremely tall and wants the rabbit

jess wellington loves the rabbit

by u turn October 29, 2020


wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act

hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep

by tomcollins10166 November 20, 2010


wellington avalanche

the act of cumming a ton on the bed and when the recipiant gets off it slides off the sheet and onto the ground with a splat and looks like an avalanche

i wellington avalanche'd her bed and she kicked me

by great northern 1246 November 05, 2023


pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.

Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.

by pongo69x December 25, 2022