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When you wake up during a wet dream, and your little guy is still shooting.
guy 1: Man, I had a western dream this morning!
guy 2: You dreamt about cowboys and indians?
guy 1: No dude, I wwas dreaming about banging your mom, and I woke up and my little guy was still shooting
To have an ass that is big enough to fill a saddle
Damn Jake look shes got a big western ass
When you are having sex with a girl, and your friend is having sex with a different girl in the same room and your trying to see who will last longer before orgasm
Last night my friend and I had a western shootout with two girls, and I lost.
The undiscovered paradise.
"On the seventh day, God rested. Ont the eighth day, He made Western Pennsylvania."
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A place that is west of Beaver. It contains quite a few whores that only date gentlemen from other areas because kids in their own district know that they are skanks. They are also all underage which makes them either quite nice or disgusting depending on how much of a Blackhawk creep you are.
Sheesh, those ladies from Western Beaver are some big time whores. Just look at that one chick... all she dates is older Blackhawk guys every other day! And then look at that one! She wants a new Blackhawk guy every other day as well! DOUBLE WHAMMY HOES!
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Short for Western Massachusetts. Western Mass is, as the name implies, the western half of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and is made up of four counties, Berkshire, Franklin, Hampden, and Hampshire. Often called Massachusetts' "better half" due to the fact that it offers the same charm as the eastern half of the state, with more natural scenery and less hussle and bussle.
Who knew there was such great music and restaurants, in Western Mass?
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Like the traditional EGOT, the Western EGOT is an honor bestowed upon individuals who achieve the four most elite accomplishments of the American West. To earn a Western EGOT, at some point in their life an individual must eat 50 hard-boiled eggs, survive at least one gunfight, complete an oxen drive of at least 500 miles (oxen may be substituted for cattle or other livestock), and kill their first bear by the age of three (also known as the Davy Crockett Challenge).
Western EGOT (Traditional EGOT)
E - Eggs Eaten (Traditional: Emmy)
G - Gunfight Survived (Traditional: Grammy)
O - Oxen Driven (Traditional: Oscar)
T - Three-year Bear (Traditional: Tony)
Previous honorees include folk hero Davy Crockett and businessman Cornelius Roosevelt.
Jolene finally completed her first oxen drive at the age of 37, becoming the youngest Western EGOT in modern history.
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