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Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫

Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity

by 1m Your Huckleberry February 7, 2022

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Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight

Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness

by The god of pu$$y July 11, 2022


george weston

He is exceptional at relationships and love to be around people, can get jealous but only because he doesn't want to lose you, if he tells u he loves u he means it, he has regrets but will always look for the future, typically perfect guy

I met a guy on Saturday he is a George weston

by Maisie jay June 19, 2017


Weston Mitchell

Any Member of the Mitchell family is apart of the KKK (kool kool aid klub) And has a huge cock

Mom Weston Mitchell Is hanging out with the KKK again

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022


Weston Hills

A small village in lincolnshire inhabited by tumble weed, grannys, grass and alcoholics. A place where pikeys choose to do thier weekly shop, the villagers pay for items with vegtables and the life is slowly drained from you.

I'm just off to Weston Hills to purchase a chicken.

by WestonHillsHater February 22, 2011


Weston Turville

Weston Turville is a small village that sits near Aylesbury and Stoke. Also known by the scene kidz as 'weston massive' The whole village is mainly full of old tarts that get there thrills from being turnt on by sitting on the bus going over speed bumps. The younger generation go to Amersham College, where they jam, get high, steal hash brown from their canteen and partyyyy.

Weston Turville is a dull place where I would highly avoid unless you want to be so bored you will eat your own arm.

'YO GULLY BLUD, I IZ GOIN TO WESTON TURVILLE'

'SIK TINGZ, GO JAM WIV DA GRANZ'

by worldsendlanemassive December 4, 2010


mr weston

The greatest English teacher to ever exist; funny, charming & extremely handsome.

His students tend to sing the Mista Weston song which goes like “I love you Mr Weston (yuh yuh x2)”

Bro do you have Mr Weston?

Yes, best teacher ever.

by poopoodiaper55 August 6, 2022