whatev

Shortening of "whatever"

I went to the movie on Monday. "No, you went on Tuesday" - whatev.

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whatev

A short version of the word whatever that lazy/stupid people use cause they THINK it sounds cool, but it's not. Only time it was cool is when Erin used it, and when she stopped it was deemed uncool.

Me- " I still think that y'all should break up"
Stupid person- "Whatev"
Me- -_-

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Whatever

Note: can only be used when someone has ran out of comebacks.
Whenever someone releases all of there salt into this word, it means they couldn’t come up with anything else to say. Doesn’t actually require salt

“Hey you suck”
“No U”
“Whatever”

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it's whatever

the greatest answer to any question, dilemma, or situation. it can be used in almost every conversation you could possibly have. its whatever, you get the point...

at a gas station:
hood rat aka rachelbby: your mans all up on some other chick, i just saw him in the 711.
bri: i'm done. i don't care anymore. it's whatever. i'm acting brand new.

at work:
mindless drone #1: the boss wants that paper on yesterdays transactions in ten minutes.
mindless drone #2: but i haven't even started on it yet! man, fuck it, it's whatever. that ass can wait!

and so on and so forth.

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whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

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whatever

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

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Whatev

1. Short for whatever.
2. Expression of disgust.

You know what? Whatev. What a douchebag- seer.

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