Someone who annoys you with their presence
He showed up to the party and I wanted to leave immediately - he is such a Wide Mark
Issa big nigga with big nigga tittys. And you already know that got the big macks. He a good nigga that has got more rolls then a Japanese sushi bar. BIG NIGGGA
Hey What’s a wide nigga? It’s a Wide nigga with all da big macks
Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.
"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".
When a conversation goes 2 different ways instead of the intentional direction it’s supposed to take.
The conversation went side-wide when Dave started talking
Refering to the loss of Clemson University to the University of South Carolina in the 2006 football season. Jad Dean missed the game tying field goal in the final seconds of the game to give South Carolina the win 31-28. The beginning of Steve Spurries domination in the SEC
shit here comes the kick i hope he misses...WIDE LEFT WIDE LEFT THE GAME COCKS WIN
Gay subculture term that describes solicitation of anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. To have a "wide stance" means to invade the privacy of the adjacent stalls and find out if the occupier would respond to the advances. Wide Stance is usually preceded by foot taps or peering. For other definition see Cottaging.
Republican politicians often assume a wide stance in public bathrooms when trolling for sex in order to avoid the social stigma of homosexuality.
A woman having a vagina which is large or loose relative to an erect penis of normal size, such that there is a signficantly reduced sensation of friction during vaginal intercourse.
She might be pretty, but she's a wide glide.