ma-mum

a rare flower off the coast of costa rica

you smell like ma-mum

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your mum

probbably the most immortal phrase to bless this great earth. It may answer any question, and cause great havoc.

Q)"what is the square root of 81"

A)"your mum is the square root of 81"


Q)I got Monopoly for Christmas"

A)Your mum got monopoly for Christmas"

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georges mum

The big fat whore who lives on eastfield road

"hey i need to get laid"
"then go see georges mum"

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Mum Bum

When a young girl has an ass like a 60 year old mother of 6.

I would've hit that, but her mum bum was mingin'

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Steffen's mum

The act of ploughing a norweigan lady seven times in one night.

Yo, I steffen's mummed that norweigan girl lastnight

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owen's mum

Rather hairy, sloth like creature. Also known locally for the five dollar blow.

Owen's mum again? yeah, saw her at the zoo!

yo mum

Yo mum generally used in yo muma jokes to offend the other person

Yo muma so small she can hang glide on a dorrito

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