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Kill me
Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*
when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
"kill me" just explains my entire personality!
Please kill me i want to fucking die and explode
i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me