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Kill me
Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*
when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
A phrase used to show that a request or command can't be done because of its consequences.
Man A: Give me your phone
Man B: Kuku kill me