wind-up

Mainly UK, especially south-east England. (v) To use information (true or fictional) to provoke, tease or deceive. (v) To invent with the intent of conning. (n)A deceptive or provocative act. A "Wind-up merchant" is somebody who is disposed to wind others up, a habitual liar, or prankster. Origin: from the act of winding a clock or other clockwork device.

"He claimed he had been in the SAS, but it was just a wind-up." "Bob would wind Mike up by claiming he'd slept with Mike's girlfriend" "That blokes a wind-up merchant" "It seemed at first glance to be two mathematicians arguing number theory, but it was a wind-up - they were just talking nonsense, it turned out."

251👍 71👎

fart in the wind

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.

When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.

97👍 24👎

wind shitter

A wind shitter is someone who shits wind in League Of Legends

yasuo and yone on the same team 10 deaths each on ranked game
"the wind shitters brothers are feeding" says depressed jhin who just wanted to play a normal game

sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

suck wind

In business, to perform very poorly.

The company's revenues are off 20%, profits are down 25%. They are really sucking wind.

60👍 13👎

Golden Wind

1) When you fart while peeing
2) When you pee while farting

*farts while pissing* AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOLDEN WIND

24👍 4👎

Gone with the wind

When someone/you silently disappear without anybody knowing where.

"Where has she gone?".
"She's gone with the wind"

24👍 4👎