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A religion recently developed which entails being "woke." To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as "woke."
Lance got me woke yesterday, at Old Country Buffet. I am so woke!
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A leftist amalgam of cult like faux outrage over perceived and imagined affronts to their personal belief of morality. Normally at odds with their own members of cult like beliefs. The ideologies are ever moving and the cancel culture is used to enforced their beliefs.
Since Joe Rogan stated he would vote for Trump over Biden those with the woke mob are trying to get him cancelled.
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Having a high level of spiritual enlightenment. Seeing the truth with your minds eye, allowing you to reach higher consciousness.
He has no ego, he isn't concerned with material things or petty issues, he is of the universe, he is woke as fuck
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SnowThaProduct: i just sold 100 mixtapes in 30 minutes
Fans: damnnnnnn, u woke!!!!!!!
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Shorthand for woke ideology. Woke ideology refers to a form of liberal orthodoxy which generally holds the belief that society thus far can largely be summarized as an oppressive hierarchy where identifiable groups can be categorized as either "oppressor groups" or "victim groups", and this binary system must be rectified either through collective retribution or enforced outcome ( a type of affirmative action) to bring about "equity", which in this ideology refers to artificially elevating the "victim group" and artificially relegating the "oppressor group". This artificial elevation can be brought about by inflating the representation of the victim group in media, careers, or finances at the expense of qualified members of the oppressor group, as well as financial exploitation against the oppressor group through either price discrimination or imposing reparations onto them in the name of "equity".
Friend 1: Yo man, I heard that woke movie called Bros failed miserably at the box office.
Friend 2: You know what they say, go woke and you go broke.
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A word that has suddenly been put in a political box when it once was the complete opposite of that. The true meaning of woke is being aware of what is real and what isn't, not being blinded by bullshit that the media feeds us, realising money has control over all of us, knowing left wing and right wing are just two sides of the same bird, coming to fight REAL issues and not things we have been made to thing was an issue through media. Yes racism is bad, who doesn't think that? but that's not what it is all about. 10 years ago, if you said you were woke, you did not follow politics.
Family = Real.
TV = Fake.
Politics = War and division.
John - "Did you vote?"
Tim - "No, why would I take part in division of our people when both parties are friends and probably had dinner last night"
John - "I never knew that you were woke"
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"Woke" is a person who doesn't blindly believe cultural dogma and it's swayed by media propaganda but searches for the truth themselves.
I'm so glad she's not a zombie anymore. She's woke.
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