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A person who is repulsively ugly, are overweight, have little to no capacity for intelligence, have poor hygeine, and cure their vision problems through digusting looking glasses. Wookies often have poor taste in nearly everything, from clothing, art, cuisine, to even automobiles and wine. Wookies like to pretend they are intelligent by being the first to speak in social and academic settings, and often their minions, Ewoks, shake thier heads in amazed agreement, as if Jesus Christ himself was speaking. Wookies often travel in packs and are close relatives to Hutts. Wookies can be observed in their natural habitat in public eating areas such as cafeterias, restaurants, or sneaking slop from the pig trough at the State Fair.
Keith: "Hey Paul, it's that fuckin ugly bitch we hate!"
Paul: "Wookie!"
Phil: "This fucking wookie's ass is taking my up seat!"
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when you are doin it missionary and you arch back and begin the wookie mating call just like chewy.
we were doin it again, i got bored, so i mixed it up with a little star wars shit....the wookie
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It is simply a big bitch, not really gross or anything just a very large bitch.
"Look at the size of that Wookie , I can't believe you fucked her!"
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Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.
Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"
The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.
He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.
Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
Disturbing everyone around by being a dumbass and making freakin' CHEWBACCA noises
Pulling A Wookie Needs No Example
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To have a wank
Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night