hope it's worth it

Term used when telling someone that they did was an alright idea in their mind, but not in other 'people's'.

Hope it's worth it when hanging out with them.

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Fort Worth

Fort Worth is a city in Texas. It constantly competes with Dallas due to some kind of yuppie penis envy. If you live there and you are not a.) a yuppie, b.) someone studying to become a yuppie, c.) in a gang, d.) a crackhead, or b.) a suburban poser trying to be hip and gorging yourself on a strict diet of mainstream while disguised as some kind of rebel (usually designated by piercings, tattoos, and top-40 crap), you are likely to be bored and alienated here. In fact, you might experience simultaneous homicidal and suicidal ideation. I feel for you.

Fort Worth should really be called fucking Fort Worthless. I hate this boring yuppie shithole that sucks the life out of me.

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Fort Worth

Save yourself some time and just move to Dallas. On the bright side, the city DOES have some of the deepest pockets (insert Southlake/Westlake) and prettiest women around. It is the location of TCU, afterall... but the majority of Fort Worth is unfortunately flooded with 'hipsters', pseudo-artists, 'new-age-hippies' and other losers of the like. The famous Stockyards can be fun and, from time to time, draws some pretty big country performers (if you're into that sort of thing), but once the novelty wares off, you're left simply left with the above.

Visitor: "So, what do you all do for fun?"

Fort Worthian: "It's y'all....and we Drink."

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Fort Worth

The 5th Largest City in Texas, located about 40 miles West of Dallas. It's only redeeming quality is that this guy Collin lives there.

"Why are you going to Fort Worth, to see Collin?"

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$5 worth

A term used to describe the amount of beer consumed at a collegiate kegger (where the going college rate to participate is $5).

How was your night?
Well, I got my $5 worth.

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worthing way

a shit ass school where all the depressed emo kids go and the art teacher gets railed

ew you go to worthing way that’s embarrassing dude

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Cock's worth

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.

Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.

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